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…and you could illustrate that article with a photo of my head on Hugh Jackman’s body standing in the Oval Office.

On Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) denial of stopping funding to Israel, despite his past arguments for cutting off international funding all together.

…and you could illustrate that article with a photo of my head on Hugh Jackman’s body standing in the Oval Office.

On Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) denial of stopping funding to Israel, despite his past arguments for cutting off international funding all together.

Thursday, 7 August 2014

Thursday, 7 August 2014


You don’t have to be happily married to be corrupt! Although it helps, like infamously corrupted Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi and his wife of 20 years, a lady-shaped pile of cocaine and gold.

On Fmr. Gov. Bob McDonnell and his wife’s denial that they were conspiring to abuse their power because their marriage was breaking down. 

You don’t have to be happily married to be corrupt! Although it helps, like infamously corrupted Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi and his wife of 20 years, a lady-shaped pile of cocaine and gold.

On Fmr. Gov. Bob McDonnell and his wife’s denial that they were conspiring to abuse their power because their marriage was breaking down. 

Drugs used by the McDonnells to live with themselves as terrible people.

Fmr. Sen. Bob McDonnell’s push to change Virginia’s official state food to Malboro Hot Pockets. 

Fmr. Sen. Bob McDonnell’s push to change Virginia’s official state food to Malboro Hot Pockets. 

Thursday, 7 August 2014

Thursday, 7 August 2014


Apparently, it turns out when you put two terrible things together, it makes something great. Gonorrhea’s terrible but when you mix it in a crockpot with dog vomit, it transforms into a healthy part of any child’s breakfast.

On millionaire businessman Johnny William’s tobacco-based drug he gave to Fmr. Gov. Bob McDonnell (R-VA) to promote in exchange for millions of dollars. 

Apparently, it turns out when you put two terrible things together, it makes something great. Gonorrhea’s terrible but when you mix it in a crockpot with dog vomit, it transforms into a healthy part of any child’s breakfast.

On millionaire businessman Johnny William’s tobacco-based drug he gave to Fmr. Gov. Bob McDonnell (R-VA) to promote in exchange for millions of dollars. 

Jon Stewart’s new teen romance novel.

Jon Stewart’s new teen romance novel.


Fancy Farm Picnic. They don’t serve Fancy Feast at this farm do they, because not that I wouldn’t love to see Mitch McConnell eating cat food from a crystal bowl…

Fancy Farm Picnic. They don’t serve Fancy Feast at this farm do they, because not that I wouldn’t love to see Mitch McConnell eating cat food from a crystal bowl…

Wednesday, 6 August 2014

Wednesday, 6 August 2014


That wasn’t a Freudian slip; that was a Freudian stage dive. The only way it could have been more Freudian is if Roberts blurted out that he avoids the state because his hot mom lives there.

On Sen. Pat Roberts’ (R-KS) accidental comment that he regularly returns to Kansas when he is running in an election. 

That wasn’t a Freudian slip; that was a Freudian stage dive. The only way it could have been more Freudian is if Roberts blurted out that he avoids the state because his hot mom lives there.

On Sen. Pat Roberts’ (R-KS) accidental comment that he regularly returns to Kansas when he is running in an election. 

A Freudian stagedive.

A Freudian stagedive.

Areas the Ebola virus epidemic is predicted to hit, including Chelsea, East Village, TriBeCa, locations near the 1,2,3 MTA subway line, nice parts of Brooklyn (sans the area on the G line), and pre-war buildings with good storage and in-unit-washer/dryer. 

Areas the Ebola virus epidemic is predicted to hit, including Chelsea, East Village, TriBeCa, locations near the 1,2,3 MTA subway line, nice parts of Brooklyn (sans the area on the G line), and pre-war buildings with good storage and in-unit-washer/dryer. 

Tuesday, 5 August 2014

Tuesday, 5 August 2014


First it was war; then it was plague. We’re either in the end times or a SyFy original movie.

First it was war; then it was plague. We’re either in the end times or a SyFy original movie.